ain't got no skate

Ur no fun whatsoever. Ur presence is enough to cause a holocaust of boredom among ur peers. Commonly used by skaters who think they're the shit but they're not.

Person A aka Skater : Duuddeee how u doin man. Just gonna say awesome for no reason dude. Awesome
Person B: Ok...
Skater: Dude ur no fun u ain't got no skate man

Person B: At least I got a life
Skater: Whatevs

by A-Dubble July 30, 2017

Who's Got the Dick?

(Noun) A drinking game that consists of at least two people or more. One participant will start to say, the phrase, "Who's Got the Dick?" while snapping their fingers on the upbeat of every whole note in 4/4 tempo. The other players, in unison, will then respond by pointing to the person who is closest to them and then shout "(-insert person's name who is closest-)'s Got the Dick!". Finally, the player who is the next closest (who has not yet said "Who's Got the Dick?" yet) will say "Who's Got the Dick?" and the cycle repeats.

At the party, they decided to play Who's Got the Dick?.

by McCrapper March 25, 2013

You got Trumped!

1. When someone vindictively screws someone else or advances themselves at the expense/disparagement of others. 2. To discard or treat w/ contempt anyone who does not support or advance the cause/agenda of the individual

McCabe: fired 2 days before retirement after 22 yrs of faithful service; "you got Trumped!"

by Ugotrumped! June 2, 2018

I've got kids

What your buddy says when he won't go party with you anymore now that he has kids.

"Dude, we're hitting a strip club after work! Let's go!"

"Sorry, dude, I gotta get home... you know, I've got kids."

by someotherjoe June 15, 2008

i got plugs

I have connections
I know people

I am somebodaay you feel meee

- Oh you work at Victoria's Secret can you hook a sistah up?

- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!

- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up

by ShakishaLove December 11, 2013

got your back

when your friend, pal, colleague, cheerleader, or someone of a close affinity is by your side (either figuratively or literally) to makes sure that you make it through the troublesome, difficult, or tedious time or predicament you are currently in.

craig: oh, arianna, are you ok?
arianna: i just can't get this cheer down. I don't think I'll be able to do the perfect cheer.

craig: You can do it! I know you can! I got your back.

by arianna-opc August 18, 2011

Get it, got it, good!

An expression one uses, usually when exasperated somewhat with one’s children, when they’ve been told something many times and when told once again, are being reminded that they should’ve gotten it and are expected to have gotten it by now.

Come on out of there, you shouldn’t even be in there; get it, got it, good!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 24, 2019