Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.

Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

gavin chadwick

a compleat townie who smokes way too much. think he is really cool coz he can say the word fuck, and thinks every girl wants to sleep with him!

F**K you, you B*tch, i hate you

by abi October 22, 2004

Gavin

To be in shock, often pertaining to random situations in which the "Gavin" has totally bugged out.

Look at that Gavin! His eyes are like saucers!
See Gavin? That's his "I've never talked to a girl before" face!

by 2i<6u April 30, 2013

Gavin

To be a "Gavin", or to "G-Out". Simply put, it means you are an idiot. A Gavin. Sometimes used to express confusion or to show anger at ones previous actions

Other Uses:
To Gavin Out
To Gav' Out

"Oh man, these two chicks came up last nite and i just Gav'd Out Hardcore"

"Yeah that Raine kid is such fricking Gavin"

by Shempy December 27, 2008

gaynal

anal butthole fucking but with gay fags only.

straight anal sex = anal
gay anal sex = gaynal

garry likes to have hardstyle gaynal sex with his father

by drypotatoes87 January 22, 2009

Gavin

Tall white ginger that's fucking great at sports and jacks off in the process

Gavin is freakin great but what the fuck is he doing.

by SharterBrown December 21, 2016

Gavin

Usually thought to be gay at times, due to the number of girls he hangs out with, but doesn't have a girlfriend. Likes to show off his talents even if they're just a faze such as skateboarding or magic tricks. Btw he's totally gay.....

Girl: I can't hang out today I'm hanging out with my guy friend.

Girl 2: let me guess is his name gavin?

by I feel dead on the inside July 7, 2017