Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.

Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.

by Angie Says So June 8, 2015

flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

Flat orange

A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.

Melissa stood on James' balls after he cheated on her with Jessica so he then got a flat orange.

by Majestyblack September 13, 2016

Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

Flat gap

The space between a flat chested females breast. Noticeable in swimwear or deep V cut shirts

Carrie had major flat gap in that dress, she looked like a 12 year old boy

by Smolien October 1, 2016

flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.

Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.

by bored321 January 3, 2017

Flat bike

When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.

Want me to give you a flat bike?

by misty578 January 23, 2016