strawberry fields forever

Whenever Your frustrated, just pretend your in a never-ending field of strawberries. Everything is peaceful. There's a gentle wind blowing... it really works! and also take a deep breath, breate in through your nose, and out through your mouth, and when your breathing out smile. It puts you in a super good mood. it also help to listen to the song "Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles

Guy 1: OH MY GOSH! I'M SO MAD! AHHH!

Guy 2: calm down there! pretend your in strawberry fields forever.

Guy 1: Ok ::closes his eyes for a minute::

Guy 1: woah! this really works!

by willywill72 July 1, 2008

Dev of the Fields

A halfway point between hero and villian usually showing a varied advancement towards either end.

I don't know whether to trust that guy from my unit or not. One day he lent me money and the next he was laughing at my dead mother. A Dev of the Fields in the fullest degree.

by skitxspark December 19, 2009

Mads Fiedler Jensen

Mads Fiedler Jensen is another word for an enormous, extreme newbie/newb/n00b/gaming addicted/thoroughly spoiled farmer!

loL! lo_Ok at him. He's a Mads Fiedler Jensen - what a freak!

by BimBo123 February 11, 2008

ket fiend

somebody that is too partial to ketamine consumption

that jay lad is one bad ket fiend. he even takes it just to sleep!

by barry bouffante December 2, 2004

Feldman Equation

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.

Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.

by Unnatural England June 29, 2009

killing fields

a name for part of Oakland, also known as deep east Oakland. The name is used to rfelect the out of propretion of murders that happen in the neighbourhood.

by fila April 7, 2003

Norwegian Bootyhole Fieldholler

Noun.

The cooperative act whereby an individual burps and whilst the air is contained in their mouth, they immediately place their lips around someone's asshole and proceed to forcefully blow the air into that person's rectum. At the good judgment of the receiver, that person may release the air as a fart when the time is right. Due to the humid nature of the initial burp and the friction caused during its release along the asshole, the fart tends to be exceptionally loud and attention-grabbing.

Traditionally used in northern Europe to frighten grazing sheep into moving along.

"My, Tippleton, I must say that Norwegian Bootyhole Fieldholler certainly got the wife's attention!"

by Blake Mitchell December 9, 2008