cat fetish

you have a fetish of fucking cats, or things that look like cats.

Studly Cat 1: MEOW
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Studly Cat 1: Meow meow, meeeeowww! purr purr
Whorish Slut Cat 2: Purr meow purr purr.

<cat fetish sex>

by MEOWTH June 12, 2012

fetish

Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something.

The banker who died swimming in the bottom of an outhouse had a shit fetish.

by Cee dub September 18, 2003

asian fetish

Refers to the strong attraction to asians, most prevelant in caucasian males. Although asian girls have A's in more than just grades: what they lack in boobs, they make up for in beauty. Usually exotic and petite, guys don't necessarily feel superior but more masculine around them, only adding to this.

She told me she had a long and hard homework assignment ahead of her but after she was done "doing" it, she'd "do" something else long and hard--which not only greatly increased my penis size temporarily when she followed through, but my asian fetish as well.

After quizzing my asian friend in her room, alone, I told her she'd score on the upcoming test, and she responded with "now you get to score on me"-- my asian fetish had never been more.

by amgoldberg December 31, 2005

femus

a person who will kill your boner.

guy 1: i had this huge boner last night then i thought about femus and i lost it and i couldnt get it back!
guy 2: fucking femus!

by dr. fuckel January 21, 2009

fatusting

adj. Something that is both fat and disgusting at the same time

This bowl of soup is fatusting.

by Batost March 11, 2008

Phallic Fruit Fetish

A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.

Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.

by Daniel S. Gonzales September 18, 2006

disgusting fetish

Something that is a sexual turn on to a tiny minority that deserve nothing short of death
1. Gore
2. Defecation
3. That animal crushing one
4. Just browse the Deep Web for like 5 minutes

I heard that Jim gets turned on by watching people die, what a disgusting fetish.

by AKinkyDane July 15, 2017