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Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when you realize there are actually people who think Danny Masterson is innocent
Faith in humanity

Status: Lost forever
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 1, 2023
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Aunt Faith

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.

Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”

“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."

“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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Aunt Faith

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.

Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”

“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."

“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!"
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Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
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Faith Lutheran

A High School in las vegas where cokeheads go and vape in the bathroom
“Man I was at Faith Lutheran and someone was snorting coke off a macbook in the bathroom
by crusagor May 5, 2024
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Faith

Faith is incredibly bright
I’d have to say she’s out of sight

With a quick wit and a beautiful smile
And long legs to that go for days and miles

You know you’re lucky when you’ve made Faith as a friend
‘Cause you know you’ll always have someone to help you reach that soup can
Amina: It’s like they met Faith and wrote this
Jennifer: I second that
by WhamBamThankYouSope May 9, 2024
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Faith

A girl who is as beautiful as a colder day in the summer and the sunset at noon. She knows how to make people laugh and pulls people in to her web of friends with ease. She is very intelligent and finishes all her work unlike most students. She is A P.C. ( Bojack reference).
Wow Faith is so likable.
by Ghost112 May 15, 2024
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