Faith is my boyfriend <3
by Alovesyou<3 June 6, 2022
Get the Faithmug. faith is an amazing friend and sister, she is really sporty and very pretty, she care about her grades but doesn't like school. she has TONS of friends and if you had an opportunity to be Faith's friend and you didn't take the chance well you missed out. If you hurt her all of her friends would personally come and destroy you. and if you hurt any of her friends or family she would destroy you : ), she loves kids and she cares about others a lot and she is definitely not a morning person. everyone should have a Faith in their life
Person 1 who's that pretty girl over there with lots of friends?
Person 2 Oh that's Faith she's awesome!!
Person 2 Oh that's Faith she's awesome!!
by TheCaringFriendAndSister! October 19, 2023
Get the Faithmug. by LOOKATTHEPYRAMIDS April 23, 2019
Get the Faithmug. I put my faith in a good cause and avoided dementia in my golden years.
I lost faith in my life’s work and was committing to an asylum …
I lost faith and had a stroke!!!
I lost faith in my life’s work and was committing to an asylum …
I lost faith and had a stroke!!!
by Kill Spree December 2, 2023
Get the Faithmug. When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. A person you will want to be friends with. She always has good stories to share about her adventures. Sometimes she can be quite annoying, but most of the time she is a nice fun friend.
by Sticky lickey September 28, 2021
Get the Faithmug. 