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Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack
Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023
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Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.
Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?
by local floridian man January 11, 2023
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floridaspd

floridaspd the best looking guy here fr
by covid30 January 26, 2023
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Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)
by MikeZmf February 6, 2023
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Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.
That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023
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Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.
Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?
by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023
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floridapression

the depression associated upon realizing you have to go to florida
Jefferey: My dad's moving the family to florida for a new job... thinking about it gives me floridapression...
by fishgaming April 6, 2023
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