Fail

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Dude 1: LOL! You fail!
Dude 2: First attempt in life ;)
Dude 1: *confused look*

by Hurradurrp January 26, 2012

Failband

Band that a musician starts or joins with the intention of making it big, but due to lack of commitment, untalented musicians and no ambition other than said musician (whether that musician is a vocalist, guitarist, drummer, bassist, pianist, whatever) and the band falls apart. Giving the said musician no progress in his musical experience other than the impression that he should try going solo to avoid failbands.

Failbands: Fuck that.

by Tristanimous Bachitous November 18, 2011

Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

fail bin

A fail bin is where features of an item do not make it to the final product. In modding forums it is where failed mods or games are seperated from the others.

*Mod Developer fails to make something decent*
User: This is crap, Im reporting it to a Moderator
Moderator: Another useless mod? Off to the fail bin!

by Doomtodeath March 12, 2014

Fail

What morons say, because they don't realize that "failure" is already a word.

Dude, that was such an epic fail!

by Walter_White April 22, 2014

failblob

A shapeless blob of human flesh that is just utterly, totally filled with fail. In fact, a failblob is so filled with fail, the person in question fails to realize they are failure personified. They think they are full of charm, full of good ideas, and full of win. But they're not. They are full of lard, full of shit, and full of fail.

Rob Ford is the ultimate failblob.

by cynicalidealist May 21, 2014

Failblazer

Someone who tries to set a trend, but it goes down like a cup of cold sick that's been sprinkled with shit and they're the only one doing it so they look like a knob

Does he really think having a dick tattooed to your forehead will become a trend? What a failblazer

by Bigmanbert September 22, 2016