Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.

When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.

by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017

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Faith

faith is a very kind, loving girl. she will always have your back no matter what! faith is known for getting ALL the guys!! faith is someone you would want to marry. she is loyal and very trustworthy! faith is also very beautiful girl! she HATES when people brag and wine!

person A: wow! is that faith?

person B: yeah! dude shes so hot and funny lets go check her out!

person A: yes!!!

by jjimmytueshes December 22, 2019

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faith renee

triple threat

did you see faith renee earlier? she was writing it DOWWWNNNNNNNNN

by I don’t like nonces very much May 15, 2022

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Faith Smith

A Faith Smith, is someone who pretends to be your best friend during a breakup and then gets with your ex two weeks later. Hence the “faith” which is broken and “Smith” a worker in metal who uses people’s trash for their own.

Hannah: She took my boyfriend Leroy, two weeks after we broke up!
Sarah: She is such a Faith Smith

Hannah: What’s that?

Sarah: Someone who steals someone’s ex

by SadietheOGwhiteheeler January 17, 2025

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hidden faith

being openly gay behind closed doors but being a faithful to god and his will or being part of cult

no man I'm true don't worry about it I have my hidden faith

by Your life in a nutshell June 28, 2017

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Faith-a-roni

A person who is outgoing and deserves the world. They usually get the short end of the stick and don't deserve to. They are smart and caring in their own way. Sure, they joke around and may insult you but they never mean it.(Hopefully) They usually say they're not pretty which is cap because anyone with honor of having the nickname of Faith-a-roni™ are pretty cute(at least in my case). I will say they aren't as confident as they should be given their beauty and stature. They are kinda short and blonde usually they curse a lot but that's just one of the many of their charms. They are a dear friend at the end of the day and you should take care of them because they are keepers .

"man I got work in the morning but at least I was able to talk to the Faith-a-roni"

by autistic rape victim June 19, 2020

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