polar express

when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your buttox hole and freezes you poo load. Thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice

Bob was bored so he decided to have a polar express session.

by big mama man September 11, 2010

Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010

british empire

The sun has set on it. Forever. Hallelujah.

Get over it, you scummy imperialist limey pigs.

by Piss on Nelson's Column! March 15, 2005

Polar Express

Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught

My boss and I ride the Polar Express at Benihana on a daily basis

by Must lovedogs65 April 3, 2016

Exprel

Combination of Excel and spread sheet. I talk too fast and this has popped out more than once. I no longer say "excel spreadsheet". I just say exprel and my co-workers know what I mean.

I can do a vlookup on that exprel later today.

by Ladyomygod September 23, 2009

expresso

an "express espresso" that is shot into one's mouth via miniature, but extremely fast, coffee cannons. Double the pressure, double the fun.

"I'll take an expresso."
*pew pew pew*(coffee cannons deliver beverage)

by jgofosho August 27, 2016

Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.
"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 12, 2008