Engineer

The member of a Ships crew who spends his day drinking tea and complaining about the true masters of the ship, the deck officer.
Commonly known to cover himself in baby oil and tribal engine grease and perform an hour long dance ritual before any task.
Has severe adversions to sunlight

"Is that a Neanderthall on deck?"
"No it's an Engineer"

by Offshore_Deckie March 11, 2012

Presidential engineering

to ni**r rig something

i dont think i can fix it but i can "Presidential engineering" it

by kneemo March 11, 2011

social engineering

the act of finding a flaw in a daily system and exploiting it to get what you want for free

getting a free refill at a fast food restraunt by drinking half of your drink then spilling it. getting a free refill

by brendan May 20, 2004

Recycling engineer

a.k.a. junk nigger
an industrious negro who extracts aluminum/copper items from the
trash and in tern receives compensation from the junkyard for said transaction.
Identified by overlaiden saddlebag
equipped bicycles or rust colored station wagons/pickup trucks

I caught that recycling engineer taking a shit next to my dumpster.

by RICHARD SIMMONS October 25, 2004

Thomas the Tank Engine

An uber-British blue semi-organic mutant built from a combination of mechanical and biological components, presumably by a mad scientist on an LSD trip (and who was seriously ahead of his time culturally in 1913). As with the other engines in his self-titled show, he practices Tophamism (praise be the hat!) and dislikes confusion and delay despite causing it all the damned time.

"As everyone knows, the first significant advancement in the international biomechanical field occurred with the building of Thomas the Tank Engine in 1913. No one knows how, so that's the whole lecture, folks!"

by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

engine room

something an amos craves

Amos was drooling over Engine Room again.

by Amos January 27, 2004

engene

someone who has taste in 7 boys

person a: why are your standards so high?!

person b: bro im an engene

by kim sunoo is my loml December 16, 2021