D-town East is the rival school of Downingtown West. For the most part East is dominant at sports, however certain sports (boys basketball) are known to absolutely suck. Every social clique imaginable can be found at East. The largest cliques are the arrogant wannabe pimps, the future prostitutes, and the "gangstas". Close to 90 percent of all the female students at East choose to shit all over the dress code (much to the approval of the arrogant wannabe pimps). The gangsta wannabes are renowned for blocking the hallways outside the cafeteria and for lingering outside the back entrances. Outside the school, East is famous for a number of reasons: a principal with a ponytail, numerous bomb threats, a guy who wears a kilt, an incredible football game, and a penis that was once bleached onto the field. To the small population of East students who strive to be average, I congratulate you.
Downingtown East Campus Stats:
60% of all male students believe they are hot shit, and consider themselves true ladies-men.
Of those 60%, 3% actually are hot shit and are true ladies-men. Those 3% will probably do something with their lives (i.e. play professional sports or generally be successful).
The remaining 57% will probably show up at their ten-year high school reunion asking for/stealing spare change.
90% of all female students at East resemble plastic figurines that have been left in the microwave for too long.
Of those 90%, 55% are members of the 2011 senior class, 40% belong to the 2012 class, 3.5% belong to the 2013 class, and the remaining 1.5% (which will increase dramatically by 2011 according to a 2009 study) belong to the current freshman class (2014).
Of the 40% of the male students who do not consider themselves superior to all other humans, 20% are drug addicts and alcoholics who either:
A) Hate themselves too much to be arrogant
B) Generally don't care about their social status
or C) Too drunk/high/other to notice everybody hates them.
Half of the remaining 20% are your typical normal high school guy. Average or somewhat above average at everything.
The remaining 10% are the AP kids. Though most are terribly arrogant, virtually none consider themselves the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of mankind.
60% of all male students believe they are hot shit, and consider themselves true ladies-men.
Of those 60%, 3% actually are hot shit and are true ladies-men. Those 3% will probably do something with their lives (i.e. play professional sports or generally be successful).
The remaining 57% will probably show up at their ten-year high school reunion asking for/stealing spare change.
90% of all female students at East resemble plastic figurines that have been left in the microwave for too long.
Of those 90%, 55% are members of the 2011 senior class, 40% belong to the 2012 class, 3.5% belong to the 2013 class, and the remaining 1.5% (which will increase dramatically by 2011 according to a 2009 study) belong to the current freshman class (2014).
Of the 40% of the male students who do not consider themselves superior to all other humans, 20% are drug addicts and alcoholics who either:
A) Hate themselves too much to be arrogant
B) Generally don't care about their social status
or C) Too drunk/high/other to notice everybody hates them.
Half of the remaining 20% are your typical normal high school guy. Average or somewhat above average at everything.
The remaining 10% are the AP kids. Though most are terribly arrogant, virtually none consider themselves the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of mankind.
by cougarcountryboy September 8, 2010
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Get the Easy Rider Salad The Mall mug.BEST DEFINITION!: Eastchester is the smallest town in the world where it seems that there is nothing to do except hang out in borders, a book store and because the IQ is so low you'd be happy if they figured out that it was a book store (God forbid they BUY a book (gasp i died of shock)), then go to starbucks where the rich kids are able to afford to pay 3 dollars everytime they want to pretend to be cool and drink coffee, then head down to dunkin doughnuts or a gas station just to be harassed by the police who just want to get into dunkin doughnuts and then hang out and smoke, drink, do weed and pretend to be cool while those who can't drive have to call thier mommies to come and pick them up. Real cool. Now lets discuss the groups in eastchester. First all of them are guidos so they all fit into that. Then you have the troubled "punk" kids who are all i hate the wrold, school ispointless, im in my own band, god EMO music sucks this town in so gay...etc. when in reality they aren't punk. Then you have the skaters (also punk... defintion above applies to them but...) skaters have nothing better to do then wear black clothing and go around skating anywhere they can find just to realize they can't actually skate. You have the rich popular girls who have so much money they can afford to bring a new purse to school everyday and dress in skirts so far up thier ass that your not shocked when you hear about them sleeping around. Don't forget the pants so low they can't even sit down without something showing. All fo the rick kids will come day get their parents BMW's and drive them everywhere but SUCK at driving and end up crashing into something. Then you have the guys who aren't "punk or rock" but who think they're black and getto. They go aroung shouting Gunit and cursing so much that you realize it IS POSSIBLE to add fuckin and friggin onto every word in a sentence (if they can make a whole sentence)They wear clothes too big, have to check to make sure thier balls are still ther every five minutes by grabbing them while walking like a penguin because thier pants are to big to stay on if they walked normally. Don't forget the obnoxious cell phones, mostly nextel hanging out of everyone's pockets while the netire world gets to hear your conversation on them. There are the few poeple who might succeed but forever be tormented by thier time spent here, but most will end up staying in this messed up town thier whole lives.
do i really need to put an example, anyone outside of eastchester already gets the picture and everyone inside of eastchester are to stoned or drunk to understand the example
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Get the east cobb middle school mug.The eastern side of the Cascade Mountains in Washington State.
Eastern Washington is desert, with hills. There is nothing of value in eastern Washington. In the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. Cities include Spokane, Pullman, Ellensberg, Yakima, Sunnyside, Othello, and Walla Walla. There is a lot of farm land, the state prison, Washington State University, and more Mexicans than any other race. You can find a large Mexican gang population of Surenos and Norentos in every single town in eastern Washington.
The Tri-Cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire United States. That is one good thing about Eastern Washington.
Completely different than western Washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides Spokane and Tri-Cities) like Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Vancouver, Bellevue, Renton, and Everett. It has lush green forests. And rain. No snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. Eastern Washingtoniens hate Western Washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
Eastern Washington is desert, with hills. There is nothing of value in eastern Washington. In the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. Cities include Spokane, Pullman, Ellensberg, Yakima, Sunnyside, Othello, and Walla Walla. There is a lot of farm land, the state prison, Washington State University, and more Mexicans than any other race. You can find a large Mexican gang population of Surenos and Norentos in every single town in eastern Washington.
The Tri-Cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire United States. That is one good thing about Eastern Washington.
Completely different than western Washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides Spokane and Tri-Cities) like Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Vancouver, Bellevue, Renton, and Everett. It has lush green forests. And rain. No snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. Eastern Washingtoniens hate Western Washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
Kid from Seattle: "Im going to go to Eastern Washington on a college visit to WSU!!"
*crosses cascades* "wow this is different"
*2 hours later* wow there is nothing here
*passes through Yakima* "were those gunshots? i'm lost.. but everyone here is a mexican"
*driving through palouse* "kill me now"
*gets to WSU 5 hours later* "fuck this. I'll apply to UW!!"
*gets rejected in favor of Asian kid from out of state*
*crosses cascades* "wow this is different"
*2 hours later* wow there is nothing here
*passes through Yakima* "were those gunshots? i'm lost.. but everyone here is a mexican"
*driving through palouse* "kill me now"
*gets to WSU 5 hours later* "fuck this. I'll apply to UW!!"
*gets rejected in favor of Asian kid from out of state*
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