dutch rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically you hold your own dick. A technique created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.

I'm not gay! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

by gcave and pmartin March 24, 2009

dutch lollipop

a person inserts a tootsie pop into his/her partners asshole. the partner then proceeds to shit all over it. it is then coated with ejaculatory fluid and fed to the other partner. then, you ask he/she how many licks it takes to get to the middle.

i fed my girlfriend a dutch lollipop last night with an extra load of shit on it and it took her 27 licks to get to the center.

by big stunna stan May 3, 2007

double dutch

jumping rope using two ropes swinging in opposite directions.

jumping rope is easy... but double dutch is hard!

by yo mama September 11, 2003

Dutch Facial

The act of placing one's gaseous rectum directly in front of another's face and releasing the toxicity of that afternoon's meal.

Tom gave Ray a Dutch Facial and nearly singed his eyebrows off.

by Tommy the Dutchman October 23, 2008

dutch oven

To build up a rancid stock of fart gas under the covers then shove your significant others head under the covers so they can soak up the rays! Bong!

Silent Bob: Dam! Jay, those are some good cheese fries

Jay: *shoves silent bobs head under the covers* lift the sheets and smell the fucking stink nuggets!!!!! DUTCH OVEN!

by Hoss Master Chee May 28, 2005

Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of the mark, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon and eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast."

by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008

Dutch Treat

Sex act whereupon a man, after ejaculating, grips the softening penis and whips it in a circular motion (like a windmill) thereby eliminating any last drops of semen upon his sexual partner.

I finished up with Hester by giving her a Dutch Treat after blowing my load.

by carridedefinitions May 22, 2012