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Douchebag

Guy 1:that nigga Daniel is a douchebag
Guy 2:that man has the virgin stride
by FuckDaniel June 22, 2019
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A douchebag is the leftover liquid that comes out of a woman’s twat after she douches. So basically when you call someone a douche bag your saying they are as nasty as the liquid that flows out a dirty twat when a woman is trying to clean her stinky Pussy. It’s not a very nice thing to be called actually meaning your rather nasty.
Why do you have to act like such a douchebag?

I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.

I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag
by SusieQ Ball March 19, 2022
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Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.
If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.
by Boro1976 October 24, 2019
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A DoucheBag is a person who makes shit up and blames it on you.
For example "Luciano is a douchebag because he made a romour that I was a pedophile"
by G003y September 14, 2018
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William Morten Tong (Chinese: 湯偉麟; pinyin: Tāng Wěilín, born May 2, 1973) is an American lawyer and progressive politician who is the 25th and current Attorney General of Connecticut. Born in Hartford, Connecticut, Tong attended Brown University and the University of Chicago Law School. He began his career as an attorney with the law firms Simpson Thacher & Bartlett and Finn Dixon & Herling. In 2006, Tong entered politics upon winning election to the Connecticut House of Representatives to represent the 147th district, which includes most of North Stamford. He served six terms in the House from 2007 to 2019. During this period, Tong chaired the banking committee from 2011 to 2015 and the judiciary committee from 2015 to 2019.

In 2018, Tong was elected attorney general of Connecticut. He took office on January 9, 2019, as the first Asian Pacific-American attorney general and constitutional officer elected statewide in Connecticut's history.
AG Tong is a complete and utter douchebag.
by CTISTHESWAMP April 16, 2025
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Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey
"look at that douchebag trying to tell Dan what to do
by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017
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Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.
limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG
by yobaf March 1, 2011
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