Ding ding

A males part; A males penis

Male:Get’s hit in the penis “Ow! You hit me in my ding ding!”

Male 2: “I’m sorry.”

by Your local thot slayer December 9, 2018

ding ding ming

A chinese man who likes to get dominated and pegged by women half his size

omg I think Axel is a ding ding ming

by 12inchpenis32 October 25, 2023

Ding Dong Ree Chang

Ding Dong Ree Chang Is some Asian Guy who molests young children in between the ages of 3 and 5 years old

Ding Dong Ree Chang When a guy fucks rittle Children

by DING DONG REE CHANG June 21, 2018

Ding dong pling plong

Ding dong pling plong means cuh dude

3+1 =4 no way cuh are Ding dong pling plong me or what

by dingding223 September 30, 2022

Ding

A stupid idiot

*oh I didn't know that* Ya ding

by Jeshbehsbs January 5, 2017

Finger ding

To unnecessarily fondle, touch or otherwise molest something. Especially so.ething you shoukdnt be touching anyhow.

Why do you have to finger ding all the donuts, just grab one.

by Chingo Dingo June 21, 2024

Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013