Shrek SUPER Dildo

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by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

Dildo Riding Rodeo Clown

A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".

"Hey eat a dick you dildo riding rodeo clown"

by Grammar Giant June 24, 2014

double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo

A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )

"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"

by Spanky Lou June 16, 2003

Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd"

When you fill a condom full of dr pepper, freeze it and then insert it repeatedly into one or more friends.

Last night i froze a condom full of dr pepper and gave my friend tj a dr pepper dildo "dpd"

by Tkguardian April 16, 2015