Depressed Shit

A shit that resembles someone who's depressed and once it touches water,it explodes.
"Yo,someone made toilet a suicide scene."
"It was probably a depressed shit
by Scoopydoppy March 30, 2019
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Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath
I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath
by yeetxxyuhh April 28, 2020
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depression presents

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or something like coffee/clothes/snacks/etc. The goal of a depression present is to make life the recipients life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents rose to popularity due to their ability to save money in the long run by preventing costly mental heath emergencies. This works by taking l action to prevent depressive episodes from worsening by taking steps to better ones mental heath before it gets bad through emphasis on self-care practices and the valuation that small changes/ gifts can have a big positive impact on one’s mental heath and make it more worth living.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 30, 2023
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Depression Present

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 30, 2023
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Postscholastic Depression

The symptom that happens when you finish college and you don’t know what is happening in your life and whether you are getting a job or staying unemployed.
I am finishing my Associate degree in It Computer Support at LTC and I don't know if I am going to find a job I think I am suffering from Postscholastic Depression.
by Bob Denver LTC April 25, 2012
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depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.
Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.
by xxalex March 02, 2021
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Depression Soup

Old noodles mixed with warm milk, flavored with salt and pepper.
" Grandpa was so hungry that he made Depression Soup for lunch."
by DarcyDog December 20, 2018
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