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Fins dad

Left him when young
by Fins dad May 18, 2021
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Awesome Dad

Often referred to as a living legend, pro golfer, and sometimes even as The Xbox Master. Many belive that an "Awesome Dad" is the most difficult thing to come by or find naturally.

Additional information - National "Awesome Dad" Day is typically held on July 7th by most families
Johnny: Did you hear that Jackson's dad is..... an "Awesome Dad"?

Tim: Woahhhhh!!!!!
by k00pDa July 1, 2023
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Zak’s Dad

A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm
Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”

Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”

Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”
by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022
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maxx's dad

The lord and savior maxx's dad gives people 100$ a week, he is god
dad give me 100$ nigga or else your not god ok maxx's dad?!
by Nigga lord June 22, 2022
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dad rock

The term 'dad rock' refers to older music listened to by men who try, without success, to introduce this music to their children and other younger people.

Music can only be counted as 'dad rock' if it is music that has failed to remain popular with younger generations, e.g. Dire Straits, The Yardbirds etc., whereas bands of the same era such as Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones would not count as their music transcends the generation gap and is still popular with younger people
While 'dad rock' can be quite personal to each dad, examples of artists include: Dire Straits, The Yardbirds, Cream, King Crimson, Yes
by 2Mannings1Bowl September 25, 2010
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Thanks Dad

When somebody either gives you information or advice you don't care for, or you are somehow wronged due to peculiar circumstances, you say "Thanks Dad".
When someone says: "You shouldn't put granola bars in the toaster" and removes them, you say "Thanks Dad"

A stray frisbee from a nearby game strikes you. You state "Thanks Dad" to nobody in particular.
by Ivan Fish January 13, 2009
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Bum Dad

One who is slobish enough to come home after a hard day's work and burn down his family's house because he fell asleep with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Mr. Sevigny burnt down their house again."
"OH MY. BUM DAD."
by Steve Van Rock September 24, 2005
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