dominican

1. A person either born in the Dominican Republic or someone born in America with Dominican ancestry. God forbid that you're an American-born Dominican and you make any mention of being an American first. You'll be considered a traitor and sent into exile from a ghetto like Washington Heights.

2. African-Americans have nothing on Dominicans when it comes to being doomed to remain in the ghetto for an infinite number of generations. Among the most treasonous things that a Dominican can do is to get a college education and become at least a productive middle-class American. What's more cool is going to the hottest Dominican club of the moment on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday and blasting the same music in your apartment or in your way-too-expensive car on the other four days.

3. Dominicans are more prone to follow fads than almost every other group of people. There could be 40 different clubs in the neighborhood, but if one of them is deemed the "hot" club of the moment, you can expect to find 95% of the Dominican population inside that club on a Friday night. Try to get in, and you won't have room to scratch your balls.

4. Dominicans all listen to the same bachata, reggaeton, and merengue songs. If you dare say that you don't like Omega or Aventura, the only thing that saves you from being lynched in a back alley is law enforcement.

The only thing keeping me from writing more is the character limit.

Dominican #1: What you gonna do on Friday?

Dominican #2: Pendejo are you serious? What else is hot on Friday besides trying to get into La Casa Del Mofongo?

by An educated Dominican January 2, 2010

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Dominican

1. a person born on the Dominican Republic side of the island of Hispanola, which is shared by Haiti on the west and DR on the east. 2. The oldest New World settlement, 1492. Mostly of African origin, although considered Latino. Most Spanish blood there comes from Puerto Rico prior the Spanish-American War, since most Spanish fled Dominican Republic after France took over. 3. desendants of the first slaves of the New World, which are not so mixed as their neighbor Puerto Rico. 4. a people on the rise, although they need to stop their hate crimes againts the Puerto Ricans--the chosen ones who have constantly lend a helping hand.

The guy looks Black, but he speaks a wierd Spanish. Yes, he is Black, but he is Dominican. The Dominican guy always rolls his eyes at me. I think he is jealous of my straight hair, light eyes and intellect. Those Dominicans have a rich history. Too bad most of them don't know it.

by malvin July 11, 2007

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Dominic Ross

Says "Facts B" in almost every sentence, and has no chill whatsoever. Will feature in an upcoming collaboration with Goatwis. Goes by "Factsbchill"

Goatwis- yo factsbchill
Dominic Ross- facts b

by Factsbchill January 9, 2017

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dominican high

A congregation of all the local Catholics who are too socially awkward to go to public school and too weird to attend MUHS or DSHA. Most of the kids that attend Dominican are so dependent on their teachers and their equally retarded classmates that they will fall flat on their face if they end up going to college. Dominican kids are easily spotted in the wild because they usually travel in packs and at least one member of each pack will have dyed hair or a lip piercing. If approaching a wild pack of Dominican kids, do not approach too fast or else you will easily spook them.

Did you see that Dominican high kid?
Who the one with the purple hair or the one with the thrasher t-shirt?
No the one with gages

oh no i didn't see it

by Club122 November 8, 2017

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