"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."
by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018

When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See also: uncle stinky
See also: uncle stinky
by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing
Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.
by Young_dagger_dick_my_handle July 21, 2018

Similar to how a dolphin sleeps, a nap where half your brain rests while the other half stays awake and aware of your surroundings on the lookout for predators.
by GoodDolphinGirl February 19, 2018

by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018

When ur hanging with out with your gal pals and you're all so ugly that you slightly resemble a pod of dolphins
by A11is0nadair July 18, 2016

A debate tactic where one party presents a misleading image or video (such as a dolphin fetus) and the other party accepts it for what they are lead to believe (such as a human fetus).
Charlie Kirk fell for a dolphin trap when he declared an animal fetus "without a doubt" a human being.
by A_bored_debator March 25, 2025
