Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.
"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."
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Dolphin Laugh

When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See also: uncle stinky
by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017
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dolphin weather

Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing
Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.
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Dolphin nap

Similar to how a dolphin sleeps, a nap where half your brain rests while the other half stays awake and aware of your surroundings on the lookout for predators.
Damn son I feel so re-energized after that dolphin nap I took after class today
by GoodDolphinGirl February 19, 2018
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Dolphin Hole

In reference to one who's penis is inverted.
Often caused by obesity
by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018
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Dolphin Squad

When ur hanging with out with your gal pals and you're all so ugly that you slightly resemble a pod of dolphins
Karen- " wow they sure hang out a lot !"
Gabby- " a TRUEE. Dolphin squad ! "
by A11is0nadair July 18, 2016
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Dolphin Trap

A debate tactic where one party presents a misleading image or video (such as a dolphin fetus) and the other party accepts it for what they are lead to believe (such as a human fetus).
Charlie Kirk fell for a dolphin trap when he declared an animal fetus "without a doubt" a human being.
by A_bored_debator March 25, 2025
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