Disgusting

If sucking a dick is not disgusting, just think of how many wives gave their husband a blow job before church and decide whether you still want to drink a sip of wine at communion.

Priest- You can eat off the plate and drink out the cup.

Guy at church- I usually just drink out of my own cups and eat off my own plates, but I appreciate it, I'll pass though. I got enough disgusting stuff going on where I live.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Disgusting

If theres something as disgusting as sucking a dick it is pissing on somebody, especially in their face.

If you're a guy out on a date, there's a part of you that wonders if some guy pissed on a girl's lips before she kisses you, and she didnt tell you about it. That would be a disgusting thing to do to somebody.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2020

dingmush

Someone who is a nob head and doesn’t like cheese

Omg look at her she’s such a dingmush

by Big juicy fat cock sucker September 12, 2020

Dingu

When someone thinks yes/no,but in reality doesn’t

"Hey hairaa wanna go out for kayaking this weekend?"

"...Mmm...Dingu

by Mint boy October 3, 2020

Dingu

When someone thinks yes/no,but in reality doesn’t

"Hey hairaa wanna go out for kayaking this weekend?"

"...Mmm...Dingu

by Mint boy October 3, 2020

Dangus

A funnier, less intrusive way of saying "idiotic," "brain damaged," "brain numbing," or "boring."

I don't want to watch that movie, it's pretty dangus.

by aclosetrabbit October 23, 2020

disgustingly sexy vultures

the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.

annie took her lazer blaster and shot a bunch of disgustingly sexy vultures at frank's head.

by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020