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Dicker

A man who loves to stick his dick in random objects, wether they are real or not. It could be his imaginary girlfriend, or his next victim. Who knows?
"OMG the dicker stuck his wang in the lunch lady!!"

"That damn dicker has a schlong ten feet long."
by MAGAGATHEGAGA March 12, 2022
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Dickenson'd

Being used and lied to which is considered fabnipulated by a flaw enforcement official...in order for them to get cred from the department despite your safety
Oh my gosh I have been Dickenson'd yet once again!
by JoyQueen13 March 15, 2022
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Dickeater

When someone is drawin' and they be all in your business and not knowing what happended. Someone whos always in your business knowing it ain't got shit to do with them
"Bro shut the fuck up you over here dick eaten like go somewhere with that shit bro"
he was in their business so they called him a dickeater
by wfceqfvqbfvbwr March 28, 2022
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Dickerbutter

When a man sticks his duck in peanut butter and a dog licks it off.
The man tried out dickerbutter and he got his dog and it licked it clean off.”
by Db_Legend March 30, 2022
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Dicker

by anonymous April 10, 2022
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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Dicked Out

To dickride or overly exaggerate gratitude towards someone.
“He dicked out, kept bringing dude up and how much money & hoes he got.”
by 225 Encyclopedia April 20, 2022
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