Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

Coon

A black person who kisses up to white people because of self shame, often caused by race, or just wanting to fit in with the white man. This often happens in private schools or predominantly white schools. As everyday people want to fit in, coons often forget their true self.

“Bruh Izzy is such a coon 😔”

“coon ahh💀💀💀💀💀💀💀”

by the Scholarin May 11, 2022

coon biscuit

any compact car with every seat or more completely occupied with black people.

while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"

by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022

coon

A conservative person in high authority in a school/college community.
Usally aged 40+ with too much coin.

E.g)
Hey he’s a coon prick.
Omg I hate my lecturer he’s such a coon.

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

coon

someone who only dates white people.

nya is the biggest coon ever.

by tyiaa <3 April 29, 2023

Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023

Coon Bluff

Craziest peda spot on a river between mountains to hike

Coon Bluff peda?

Sayless my boy

by THEKING1569 June 11, 2024