The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.
Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.
by El Barto 001 July 04, 2021
by tyiaa <3 April 29, 2023
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A black person who kisses up to white people because of self shame, often caused by race, or just wanting to fit in with the white man. This often happens in private schools or predominantly white schools. As everyday people want to fit in, coons often forget their true self.
by the Scholarin May 11, 2022
The word Coon is commonly used to tell someone that he/she is a nasty raccoon, or an fattass ,a filthy thief or you could use it to censor the word cunt.
(Person A drops hotpocket and eats it any way) person B : u are such a fucking nasty ass sheit eating Coon.b
by Memeredeem June 03, 2018
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