Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

computer

A mini world created by pixels and drunk people on drugs, cocaine, and steroids.

man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye

by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022

Bi-Computal

The ability for a person to use both a MAC and PC functionally.

Joe is bi-computal, he built out a Visio and then translated it to Graffle.

by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013

computer

something u can't live without

ur computer is slow

by idiot2000000 March 12, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.

Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."

by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008

Computate

Not a goddamn word

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.

by Wardsmythe October 29, 2021