color-as-functor

Corollary of gesture-theory (theory-of-action) in which humans are functors and symbols are actors.

Gesture-theory implies that action is the control of space. Thus symbols human beings make--such as gestures--not human beings themselves; control space.

Color is the only actor (space-controller) that is not a symbol and also acts as a functor.

Color-as-functor implies that color precedes consciousness FROM THE FUTURE indicating that colors may be conscious (chakras).

by tomorrowtomorrow March 23, 2019

Colorguard

A SPORT where you can get any injury under the sun.

I was doing a toss once at Colorguard and it hit me and gave me a black eye. It was swollen for weeks. (True story)

by Eyou131 April 25, 2019

colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.

Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.

by saltybirdman September 9, 2019

Colorgo

Big Gay

He is Colorgo

by tacobellshits September 10, 2019

colorado fast break

An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.

“Matt did you get any last night?”
“Just a Colorado fast break”

by Alicatt1616 October 5, 2019

Color Guard

Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.

The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.

by Yo know October 14, 2019

Color cum

When you have erectile bleeding caused immense amount of gonorrhea also known as “the clap”.

It’s like rainbow goldfish but it’s cum. And you eat it. “Wow great sex last night, you really made me color cum due to my immense amount of “the clap”.

by Ben Tadych October 25, 2019