A school full of authority figures high on power and the ability to control students who are brainwashed into thinking they are getting a free education when in fact they are paying for their schooling by working 280 hours a semester as well as handing over various freedoms such as their right to dress as they please, the ability to drive their car and restraining from alcohol, proclaiming sexual orientation, sex and other various behaviors. Students will get kicked out of school if any of the college's rules are broken, leaving the student feeling stripped of all selfworth.
Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
by graduated a college or a cult November 23, 2016
college: you better pay up fucker
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
by yobev December 04, 2020
Full of lads who want to be drug dealers and nitty girls who skive lessons to smoke on the shale.
Dan Wilton touches kids
Dan Wilton touches kids
Groby college is a shithole
by Zootgang January 22, 2020
Let me tell you straight. If you’re planning to go Bournville beware the goths and nittys. It’s full of pensioners and foreigners and the teenagers are either druggies or slags. The boys all think they are roadmen and the girls are for the streets. The security guards think they are working for the government. In conclusion the college is decent but you are deffo leaving with less brain cells than when you entered
by Oxford inspector October 29, 2021
A guy you hangout with on the side that likes to go out and party. Hopes to get lucky with you after you’re drunk. Doesn’t care that you have a boyfriend. Like really shitty music.
Sorry I have to go out with a college friend tonight. I had such a good time at the nickel back show with my “college friend”.
by Dr spanky January 07, 2020
meaning have a good time and fuck school, something you might say after making a mistake. live, love, laugh.
by frazzywazzy September 08, 2020
A college poopie is when ones brain gets so full from college stuff that they just shit it all back out.
Person 1: Dude, I've taken in so much college info it just all came back out my ass.
Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college
Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college
by TheCrazyOne23 March 24, 2011