chili cheese dog

to continually cram all 9 inches of fleshy wang into a females shit plastered asshole while skeeting

fuckin right doggy that chili cheese dog was great

by km BJ December 22, 2004

Chili Cheese Dog

When getting road head and you go over a bump and she gags on ur cock and she throws up and continues to suck your dick

Hey baby that feel good, "BUMP", "Arghuuugh", MMMM finish that shit Chili Cheese Dog

by Lemk Cousins September 29, 2008

Texas chili bone

when a girl shaves her pubes into your mouth, then put them on your dick, then ass fuck her.

Dude, my grandma and i performed a Texas chili bone last night. it was fucking hot.

by big old boner November 10, 2009

chalice

1. A marijuana pipe
2. A mystic metaphor for the female vaginal cavity and/or uterus

1 - Fill up meh chalice an' run let's git wid Jah, yo?
2 - Fill the chalice with this elixir, and thus thou mayest then drinkest the water of life (describes ejaculation inside a vagina and then drinking it)

by Lazy Blaze March 26, 2003

Chili willy

Instead of the tradtional wet willy, where the finger is first lubricated by one's saliva than inserted into the ear, a chili willy is when a feces covered finger is insterted into one's ear

I had a mad case of mud butt so i scooped my butthole with my finger and and stuck my finger into some douchebag's ear and gave him a chili willy

by I Love Blunts February 21, 2009

Spicy Chili Dog

When you chili dog a gal using red freds.

Chili doggin' is of course when you drop a pile of turds (or puddle of diarrhea) between a pair of breasts then proceed to titty fuck using the feces as lubrication. Red freds are turds that are distinctly red with blood, and it is that beautiful crimson red--like from hot chilies--that makes it a Spicy Chili Dog. It should be noted that the unique texture and consistency of the red fred makes for the most pleasurable chili doggin' experience.

I though this intestinal ulcer was a horrible curse because I have been dropping red freds for the last month. But ever since I discovered the Spicy Chili Dog I hope it never heals. My bloody turds are a world class lubricant and they have made the skin on my genitals and my grandmother's breast soft and wrinkle free.

by Goat Pellet Muncher May 30, 2009

Cauliflower Dick

The result of haveing intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 5, 2009