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if anything changes I'll let you know

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan
a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.
by smores21 July 19, 2012
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Chander

Steve started mixing vodka with tequila - result: after half an hour he chandered on the carpet!
by ST-JOHN August 3, 2009
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clanger

A suet pudding, from Bedfordshite. Similar to a Cornish Pasty, but with a savorury filling at one end (usually meat) and a sweet filling at the other (usually jam)
I ate a clanger for my tea.
by Mark Brown September 17, 2006
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San Diego Chargers

Crappy football team. All of their best players take steriods. All Chargers fans think that their team is one of the best ever even though they've never actually won anything. Chargers players and fans cry about anything that doesn't go their way.

Major bandwagoners. Everyone claims to have been a chargers fan their whole life too which is absolute bullshit.

Their fans are jealous of every other afc west team's (especially the raiders) super bowl championships. They're so despirate to win one that they give steriods to all their players (Merriman and Cooper). And don't even try to say LT's not on 'roids cuz he has muscles in his fukin neck.

Fans are all bandwagoners who think they are the greatest football franchise ever even though 4 years ago the whole league laughed at how bad they sucked and fans were afraid to admit that they liked the team.
Curt: " Raiders suck! Go Chargers baby!"

Someone who actually watches football: "Fuck the Chargers they suck!"

Curt: "Oh yeah when was the last time they made it to the Super Bowl?"

Someone who actually watches football: "2003 you'd know that if you watched football cuz it was played here dumbass. When have the Chargers ever won it? Oh yeah they haven't."

Curt: "That doesn't matter they were 12-4 last season and this year they're going all the way!"

Someone who actually watches football: "You're a fuckin idiot."

San Diego Chargers
by Man La Pig October 11, 2008
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Chongers

someone that smokes a lot of cannabis
Damn those guys in hall green can sure chong the pukkas!their real chongers
by messy org April 13, 2009
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2 fingered mexican oil change

When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps adding oil, you keep adding your finger.
She was getting clogged up back there, so I gave her the 2 fingered mexican oil change, and now she "runs" clean.
by Kevin Benson December 30, 2007
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Chanterelle

An edible woodland mushroom, commonly known as "Chicken of the Woods"; A Beautiful person with a Beautiful personality
i.e. Let's go Chanterelle hunting! (Can be used for either definition)
by WaitingforMyRuca September 26, 2010
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