Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl
by David6882 November 27, 2018
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carl-axel

A real Gym lad. With a 0.003 meters dick. Benches 800 and is a real Taurus.

In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.

I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
by Snus1337 December 15, 2016
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Carl Down

Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?
by Haterz13579 September 01, 2016
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Fancy Carl

When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
Good day. I do fancy myself some tea. My lady would you mind to fancy carl tonight?
by ThatGuyJohny October 20, 2021
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Carl Creamer

Using meth or coke as coffee creamer.
"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."
by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 03, 2023
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carl gustav

Carl XVI Gustaf, Carl Gustaf Folke Hubertus born 30 April 1946, Haga Palace, Solna, Stockholm, Sweden King and Head of State since September 15, 1973, when he succeeded his grandfather Gustaf VI Adolf. He is the seventh monarch of the House of Bernadotte, the seventy-fourth of Sweden historical monarchs and, secondly, Magnus Eriksson, the longest reigning monarch in the history of Sweden. He is the Swedish monarch who has reigned at the time of old age.
and he likes to somke tat weeed
carl gustavs me jaaaa man king and me smoka that weeed plz no hate me se booobs me dance
by gb jaa maan gräddglass November 14, 2016
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carl-sean

Carl-Sean is a very unique name . They are very handsome/beautiful and nice to those who are nice back they often play sports
by cgajw51 December 22, 2020
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