Turtle Condoms

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?

by Carlito the Drug Lord December 18, 2006

condom

where ur condom or u will be a fuckin wanker

where ur condom or u will be a fuckin da

by chris d 100 July 2, 2005

condoms

a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.

condoms are cheaper than diapers.

play safe, accidents cause people

sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.

the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

dripping wet condom

a condom that is dripping wet from heavy amounts of sperm, normally frm people like MoonMan

damn moonman stop havin sex with <tool_freak>! he's not a cat

by your dad July 9, 2003

Condommint

The hard crusty dried stuff at the end of a used condom

Hey! What the hell is this condommint doing under my pillow?

by The John Ray January 7, 2009

Candolini

A short person known for the legs of a midget and the torso of a regular person and for saying "everythings coming up cando". Avid Michael Vick fans

Did you see that "Candolini" over there?

by Lepprachaun December 15, 2009

condomquake

An earthquake made of condoms.

When my girlfriend jumps around in the bed, the box of condoms spills over, and we have a condomquake.

by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz June 1, 2005