Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.
by The Canadian Teacher February 4, 2010
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Get the canadas history mug.Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!
Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!
Friend: No I do-
Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER
The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!
Friend: No I do-
Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER
The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died
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by thejross February 5, 2010
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Also a strain of herpes.
Also a strain of herpes.
by alraKSphinx February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.a secret sexual act be-known only to the descendants of the French fur trappers who first settled in Canada. It involves a copious amount of males and the rack of a moose, maple syrup, and a silver bowl which has since been modified into the Stanley Cup. Although the action itself is classified those who accomplish the act are free to no longer live in Canada.
A lollipop is to the Wonka Factory as 2 girls 1 cup is to Canada's History.
Wow no more cancer, aids, war, healthcare costs, and Fox News. Really? I wonder who performed Canada's History to make that possible.
Wow no more cancer, aids, war, healthcare costs, and Fox News. Really? I wonder who performed Canada's History to make that possible.
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It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.
It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.
"Dude... that chick has no respect for herself- she totally performed Canada's History with me!"
"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"
"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"
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