Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.
by The Canadian Teacher February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!
Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!
Friend: No I do-
Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER
The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!
Friend: No I do-
Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER
The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died
by I only speak truth 69420 amogu August 8, 2021
Get the Canada is not realmug. A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.
by thejross February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When you hire Wayne Gretzky to dunk his penis in a jar of maple syrup and slap you in the face with it.
I couldn't make it to baseball practice yesterday because a session of Canada's History ran a bit late.
by nozavroni February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.
It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.
"Dude... that chick has no respect for herself- she totally performed Canada's History with me!"
"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"
"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"
by thischickoverhere February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which the male attaches the antlers of a moose to his head. Then, the woman must sit in the Stanly Cup (which is filled with maple syrup). Then, you pour more maple syrup into all of the female's orphases. The male then proceeds skull fuck her, then blow his load into her eyes, maul her with the antlers, then shit on her bloody corpse.
by DLUMPS! February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.