Slop-Can

A messy or disorganized person.

"Hey slop-can! Your room is a mess!"

by Graham December 10, 2003

canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 14, 2008

Jesus Can

a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.

Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.

by McCofferton III December 7, 2010

can slicing

when your at a party and someone leaves the room you take a knife cut a hole in there can and watch them be angry when they try to take a drink

"dude i was can slicing everyones cans and i got kicked out"

by funny elephant December 21, 2008

Sloppy Cans

Large breasts that tend to spill out of clothing.

Bartender, I'll have a Corona, and get the girl down there with the sloppy cans whatever she wants.

by the B.O.B. October 16, 2008

Gas-canning

When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.

Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.

by Dr.Doe June 19, 2018

Can Opener

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

by Jim lahey69 October 12, 2020