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Calise

Most beautiful amazing girl ever. Loyal to friends and partner. Sexy and goofy! Goddess in bed.
Calise you are so beautiful bitch.

Calise you are so loyal and you will always be mine.
by Handle me well April 27, 2017
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Vista California

a wee wittle town in southern california where, according to google, there is nothing to do there except "travel." while "traveling" there you can go to a lovely theatre or one of the 2 panda expresses, or one of the many starbucks, or the bowling alley, or you can ride the Sprinter to another town.
by caligurl928 January 20, 2011
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California Oil Spill

When you come inside a girl, but the condom breaks.
Fuck, looks like we've got a California Oil Spill on our hands. I'll see you in 9 months.
by FatherOfTwelve May 7, 2009
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going to california

Sitting around doing nothing but smoking weed for very long periods of time.
Mike:Hey wher's Bill, i haven't seen him at work since last tuuesday.
Bob: He quit his job.
Mike?Really, whats he doing now?
Bob: Going to California
Mike:oooooh
by safgfgfh May 17, 2006
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California merge

When entering a highway or freeway, when you don't merge from the entrance ramp to the road itself until the entrance lane ends, and just expect that Moses will part the traffic for you so you don't end up smashed between a semi and one of those fat-ass Hummers. So named because the sheeple in California, too oblivious to reality to actually take the initiative and merge when there's an opening *before* the lane ends, are particuarly fond of this traffic maneuver.
"Look at me, I'm following the solid white line onto the highway because I suck at life."
by Bogus December 7, 2004
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Californian Flower

A person that is very bright and happy. They tend fill the room with joy and make other people happy too.
That girl is such a californian flower you can't help but smile when you see her.
by ilikeLOUDmusic September 2, 2011
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California Rape Whistle

The sound made by air passing over a recently stretched anal cavity. Much like the sound of wind over the mouth of a beer bottle, but with more shame.
Tom: What was that noise?

Kevin: Tyler just walked by. He had his head down, so I think he got a new California Rape Whistle.

Tom: Oh. Makes sense.
by Kevy Metall March 5, 2012
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