Quarter mile

One-fourth of a mile.

My friend ran a quarter mile in 3 minutes!

by StomachAcid6 March 10, 2022

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 06, 2024

Demmer Mile

The act of wanting to improve your running but not showing up to run

He asked if we wanted to run the Demmer Mile but never showed up.

by six a October 19, 2022

Miles Away 3-Way

Having sex with two different people on the same day.

Cindy often has Miles Away 3-ways with her boyfriend and her husband.

by XhibitB January 30, 2021

miles boe

A miles boe is a type of wiener dog that follows you. They can be annoying at times, but still all good fun.

Dang! that miles boe is following me again

by GayyyGirl69 February 11, 2018

Monster Miles

Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.

“EY BRO GO HIDE! MONSTER MILES IS COMING”

“OMG.. IS THAT ZAINA WITH HIM?!”

by bread6696969 November 11, 2022

Mr. Miles

The funny thing at Fort Collins High School when the band director got arrested on 4 felony counts of having CP on his phone and sexually touching a 15 year old girl.

"Hey did you hear about what happened to Sylvie yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard she got Mr. Miles'd"

by The ball handler March 28, 2025