ONION BUTT

an ass so beautiful, it makes you cry.
(ass sliced onions do)
An ass that is so mesmerizing to look at that it gives you an instantaneous chubby.

Check out the onion butt on that slut!

by weave April 2, 2003

butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22nd, 2008, George Carlin died of butt failure in Santa Monica, CA. He was 71. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson April 20, 2010

Butt Favor

When you submit to anal sex in exchange for drugs or other goods.

"Yo dawg, you got the stuff?"
"Yeah, but you owe me a butt favor first."

by PoopParticles April 24, 2010

Butt Diving

To search a packed ash tray for cigarettes that have not been smoked down to the filter.

Steve is out on the porch butt diving because nobody will give him a cigarette.

by Ekim Semaj March 30, 2011

Butt fumes

A Fart

I need to go outside to expel my Butt Fumes

by Dollarbill1985 July 15, 2010

Butt Jockey

A male homosexual. Also known as assrider or Poo Puncher.

I swear to god, that guy is such a butt jockey.

by LOLMORTEN August 28, 2006

Butt Mess

A word defining a problem where your butt leaks or seaps profusely.

Shauna has some wicked bad butt mess.

by Jill45 August 5, 2007