i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009
Get the Bong Shop Managementmug. when someone place their asshole on the mouthpeice of a bong, then presents it to one of their friends, leaving him/her with a dirty surprise
by Jihad Muhhomed May 12, 2007
Get the rusty bong hittermug. by Ruano April 9, 2005
Get the bong-ah-tongmug. by gay alien dildo September 14, 2018
Get the Alien Dildo Bongmug. Matt - "Hawey lad you remember that lucy bing bong who used to buy me slushies to shag es'"
Charlie - "Oway lad that's propa' top crack that like"
Charlie - "Oway lad that's propa' top crack that like"
by behsurk July 10, 2022
Get the Lucy Bing Bongmug. A variant of a Ping Pong Ball. Made of heavy steel. Instead of being used for Ping Pong, it's used to pelt at the local mailman to make him agitated and not give you/your parents the mail.
Bro, I love using Ping Bong Balls to make the mailman super mad. It's super funny to get a reaction out of him.
by Medium Mac April 28, 2022
Get the Ping Bong Ballmug. 