P burn

A worse version of saltcoats. Don't be there past 7 o'clock or you will be stabbed by wee rab.

Oft this is shite its almost worse than saltcoats.
That's what you call p burn!

by Cali special December 26, 2021

Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.

Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning

by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011

Beaver burn

Beaver burn. A beaver burn is when a vagina, otherwise known as beaver, pussy, clam or twat. Is repeatedly rubbed onto ones face until raw during oral sex with a woman.

Shaving was very hard today from the beaver burn I've gotten last night.

by Fuddzy2145 June 7, 2018

Johnny burns

Johnny is an outstanding guy, he might be quiet but oh boy is he deadly . He gets all the girls in the world and will maybe leave you with only ONE. He’s a smart white boy who basically gets money and fucks bitches. You would love to have Johnny burns in ur life . The kid also is funny like fawkkkkk he’s a 10/10

“Damn bro Johnny burns stole my girl “
“Yeah dude that’s what he does , they come to him”

by HFS tahjea January 20, 2022

muff burn

little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.

I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.

by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012

Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with tobasco sauce on his dick. The smell afterwards is ungodly and will take several hours to dissipate.

Joe had Ring Burn after drinking Chris and Caitys chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

pith burn

The burning sensation on your lips when you start the peeling processs of a grapefruit, orange or lemon, by biting into it.

A Pith Burn tingles at first, then the oils hit your lips and linger for some fruits, quite awhile!

by ridesoft June 16, 2011