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Bong Shop Management

i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.

ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.

iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?

ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.

iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009
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rusty bong hitter

when someone place their asshole on the mouthpeice of a bong, then presents it to one of their friends, leaving him/her with a dirty surprise
dude, josh unloaded a huge crunch, then gave shane a dirty rusty bong hitter
by Jihad Muhhomed May 12, 2007
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bong-ah-tong

To have a bong party!!! smoke everything with your friends and have a great time!
Hey,im having this bong-ah-tong at my place at 6 sharp!dont be late!
by Ruano April 9, 2005
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Kim bong un

A type of bong which is very popular in Korea and is being used around the world bye many familys
Hey bro let me have a hit of your Kim bong un
by Lil somg July 3, 2019
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Bing Bong Boys

A Term only used by bottoms, gays and maybe Pewdiepie

Bing Bong Boys often hang out under the stairs of their school and talk about your average American gay teen talk.
You can also find Bing Bong Boys riding in the back of the school bus, at DnD Club or skipping classes.

Bing Bong boys often have a strange "Mother/Daughter Relationship" and it's weirdly wholesome.

Your average Bing Bong Boy like to eat favored salt and medicine flavored soda.

Most regular people want to be bing bong boys until they find out that only bottoms are Bing Bong Boys.

A Bing Bong Boy can be identified by a marking on one of their hand written in *expensive* blue pen.
Bing Bong Boy: "Bing Bong!"
Bing Bong Boy #2: "Bing Bong!"
Regular Person: "pffft those Bing Bong Boys"
by Green Carrot September 26, 2019
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beer bong bonding

the act when strangers, friends, or great friends use a beer bong and create memories.
"Dude our beer bong bonding was intense last night. We got so trashed!"
by Sam Coho September 28, 2011
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