Bong Shop Management

i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.

ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.

iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.

i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?

ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.

iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!

by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009

rusty bong hitter

when someone place their asshole on the mouthpeice of a bong, then presents it to one of their friends, leaving him/her with a dirty surprise

dude, josh unloaded a huge crunch, then gave shane a dirty rusty bong hitter

by Jihad Muhhomed May 12, 2007

bong-ah-tong

To have a bong party!!! smoke everything with your friends and have a great time!

Hey,im having this bong-ah-tong at my place at 6 sharp!dont be late!

by Ruano April 9, 2005

Alien Dildo Bong

Christine Sydelko fucking made this

We made an alien dildo bong on the internet.

by gay alien dildo September 14, 2018

niki bong loos

she is a milf

niki bong loos is so hot

by roninzzszz February 23, 2021

Lucy Bing Bong

A term used for a girl who often gets finessed for slush puppie drinks. This girl is often weighty.

Matt - "Hawey lad you remember that lucy bing bong who used to buy me slushies to shag es'"
Charlie - "Oway lad that's propa' top crack that like"

by behsurk July 10, 2022

beer bong bonding

the act when strangers, friends, or great friends use a beer bong and create memories.

"Dude our beer bong bonding was intense last night. We got so trashed!"

by Sam Coho September 28, 2011