bone pressed

True but possibly deceptive. An exaggeration that is not a lie. Seeing something in the best possible light.

From the medical term "BPEL" (Bone Pressed Erect Length), meaning the penis is measured by pressing the ruler against the pubic bone.

EPA fuel economy numbers are bone pressed.

Housing costs should not exceed 1/3 of your bone-pressed income.

by fadec January 14, 2021

funny bone

1. Bone of the upper arm known as the Humorous. n

2. Delicious chocolate snack cake with peanut butter filling. n

1. I broke my funny bone in 5 places...

2. I ate an entire box of funny bones because I'm a fat bastard.

by Roses May 13, 2005

j bone

An erect penis that has a distinct curvature to the left or to the right, or up or down, resembling a letter "J"

Dude, did you see the J bone on that pornstar's dick? It was curving way to the left!

by Joelbone March 10, 2008

Dog Bone

Verb:when the male member is held horizontally and bitten or nibbled

1. i love it when she dog bones its, holds it like a hot dog and bites it.

by 8bitninja November 8, 2010

quiver bone

Dick, Penis, Cock, Schlong

"She gently stroked his quiver bone"

by Snickerson July 27, 2006

t bone

the meatiest cut of your manhood

I gave her the deep t bone last night.

by ez October 1, 2004

Lay the bone

To lay the bone means to have sexual intercourse. Whether it be a man and woman or man and man etc.

"Mike Florio really needs to lay the bone with that attractive female across the room."

by iammikeflorio March 23, 2010