"This bottle blonde b!tch argued with the professor for the whole hour and we didn't learn anything."
by odessa wittgenstein July 1, 2021

When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.
by HughJass7580 October 2, 2023

used to weaken your greatest enemys. can be used in song or just saying it normally. by singing it your attack becomes much more deadly.
by i am a threat November 19, 2018

by Chickthree52 April 18, 2018

A night out at the club that occurs on the night that a person's future husband or wife is having their bachelor/bachelorette party.
What weekend is she having her bachelorette party? We need to start planning his bottle service night.
by balvenie July 2, 2014

Typo meant to be "Evil Water Bottle Fairy". It means someone who spills their water bottle leaving a puddle ruining everyone's workout experience.
Alright, who was the Water Bottle Evil Fairy who made this mess? I stepped in it with my tennis shoes!
by Petiwho Wotawho August 6, 2008

To ejaculate
It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.
He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.
He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.
by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010
