sketchy blue

The point at which the sky has become bright again after a night of indulgence in a substance, or several such as alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, LSD, etc.

Andrew: "Man, the sun is up!"
Matt: "Oh shit, it's sketchy blue."

Andrew: "It's time for bed, dude."

by famouscigarillo March 17, 2010

Blue Shoulder

The product of being teased with a shoulder massage, and then never receiving said massage.

‎"You still owe me a massage!"-Person 1
"What do I owe you a massage?!"Person 2
"Well you told me you were gonna give me one, so you teased me, ..... you SO blue shouldered me!"-Person 1

by PseudoGinger May 31, 2011

Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.

Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.

by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010

40oz blues

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt, middle age

Becky drank to much and got a case of the 40oz blues and ruined the party.

by randymaniam June 5, 2010

email blues

The emotion felt upon hitting the "get mail" icon and finding you have no mail or have only spam

Often results in depression or anger

"got the email blues, why do I never recieve any email? I hate Thunderbird"

by Baggyeyes April 21, 2008

Ldr Blues

Stands for "long distance relationship blues." Feeling of missing each other. Lack of set date for a reunion and feeling stuck in the separation phase. The temporary lull of feeling hopeless and sad until you go on Pinterest and pin a whole bunch of Long distance couple ideas and activities to do.

Friend: "hey man what's wrong?"
Axl: "nothing, just feeling the ldr Blues!"

by AKtoSeaTac August 20, 2016

Blue Unit

A can of Busch Light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to BeerAdvocate. It is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own Blue Units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. Begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member's hand "New Melle Woodcutters style". Continue to drink the Blue Units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you're currently on during conversation. Do not finish drinking the Blue Units until they are all consumed.

Hey Garrett look, Bob brought a personal cooler of Blue Units to Thanksgiving. Let's watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn't finish.

by FakeShizupple December 15, 2016