Block Button

A button that's been around since the invention of the internet. Makes it very easy to ignore all your problems. If you don't like someone, just block them and they'll never bug you ever again! Don't worry about people calling you an asshole for blocking everyone you don't like; because you can just block them too and they won't exist anymore!

luvstuff: h3y babiigurl how r u?
babiigurl: im good how r u?
luvstuff: jus wanted 2 say my bf iz s3xxxier than ur bf!!1
babiigurl: BITCH *Blocks*
Successfully used the Block Button

by Ericzander February 23, 2011

Writers Block

When a writer runs out of bullshit to use in their writings.

Joe: Hey Matt, hows the paper coming?
Matt: Bad i've got writers block.
Joe: Looks like you ran out of bullshit

by Skillet213 October 21, 2009

small block

A small block is an engine block with usually less than 6 litres of displacement. Although there have been exceptions where the displacement has been more than 6 litres and one of them is the ever famous 427 or 7.0 litre engine.

A small block is an engine block. Pretty simple, an engine block is a machined part that holds the pistons and other parts into place. It is basically the frame of the engine. Displacement describes the total air/fuel mixture an engine can draw in during one complete engine cycle.

by Jeff Kingyens October 21, 2006

talk block

To completely interrupt someone and talk about something else, for no apparent reason.

Nick: "One time I was going over to..."
Tyler: "Hey did you catch the game last night?"
Ryan: "You just talk blocked Nick!"

by Ryan likes waffles December 10, 2007

block boobs

When a girl works out constantly, and appears to have boobs that looks like blocks.

Dang! Did you see that girl at the gym?! She had them block boobs!

by Lil niqqa March 22, 2014

Scissor Block

Variation of Cock Block. When a woman prevents a man from hooking up with another woman. Typically, the predatory lesbian gets to hook up with the hot girl.

"Candice completely scissor blocked Dan on the boat last night!"

by Chilli Dog July 3, 2005

Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.

Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!

by JB-G November 4, 2010