no bend

a dick which is so short, that it does not "hang" over the ballsack; thus sticking straight up, and having no difference between limp and hard in length or size.

he tried to triz; thats when I saw he had no bend

by Weso April 9, 2007

Black Pudding Bender

One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.

A singularly expertised individual.

One who uses up all the off-cuts.

Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.

by Hereticdark September 13, 2011

boner bend

a guy who is such a big cuntbag he reminds everyone of jacquie

that boy over there is making sydney look like a major boner bend , wtf. *ghetto snaps*

by patriciaisthetits. July 26, 2009

bender

Penis, male reproductive organ.

Suck my bender or I'll cut your tits off.

by Arthur Dent June 17, 2005

bendiho

Bendiho is a name for backpackers that go to Bendigo, Victoria, Australia. For a better nightlife of pulling Australian guys, that are gay or, with small willies and the odd hot Aussie.

"you are a Bendiho, Ben - De - Ho"

by Amy Taylor March 24, 2007

Bender

Shouted at a homosexual, suspected homosexual, or someone called Ben.

Guy "Oi, Bender!
Gay "What"
Perceived gay "What?"
Ben "What?"

by Adam Himself January 5, 2006

bend that neck

The next step after being shamed for a ridiculus act such as a mess up of a name, a hook up with an ugly piece of shit, or because you are just plain gay

He tripped and fell into a wall, so the whole school made him bend that neck and scooped the shit out of him

by lassho September 27, 2005