Venezualan Beaver Racing

A sport founded in 1996 where by beavers from Venezuala must race down a river. Rules imply that a) All beavers must be dead. b)all spectators must be high. c) All dead beavers must be chained to a dead dog.

Dude, did you see the Venezualan Beaver Racing on TV last night?

by Wighty December 19, 2006

sneaky beaver

A classic tactic employed by ugly girls who have a hard time getting any, the sneaky beaver is when said girl slips some roofies into your drink and takes you back to her place. As you gradually come to a few hours later, you wonder what your penis is doing in this stranger's vagina. Then it hits you, "shit, it's the sneaky beaver."

"Dude, I woke up last night mid-bone with Julia. That bitch got me with the sneaky beaver!"

by keats!!! January 14, 2010

beaver

Trucker slang, refers to a woman who is willing to perform sexual acts on a driver (for free). A woman who requires payment for services is referred to as a "pro beaver".

There's a sweet little beaver workin' the lot at the TA boys, g'wan and gitcha some!

by Mount May 22, 2004

beaver weaver

a chick who braids her bush

yo check out dat chick wit da braids....i bet she's a beaver weaver!

by bjayforvjay May 26, 2010

three penny beaver

Awesome, really great. A chiefly Canadian expression derived from Canada's first postage stamp of the same name.

That poutine is a real three penny beaver, eh?

by Brandon Barnett June 19, 2008

beaver grease

the secretion from a womans vagina

" Honey, your underwear is covered in beaver grease."

by sufimomma November 28, 2009

Beaverly

Beaverly is Gaelic in origin. Originally the name given to a massive, many tentacled sea beast, it later became popular as a girls middle name.

Kid: That Beaverly just swallowed that entire fleet of ships!

Me: Hey Beth Beaverly Bobblehead!
Beth: Hey!

by TouchyRogue February 3, 2010