cant beat skins on sunday

When playing the washington redskins on any givin sunday and you lose cause your team is trash or when your at church and want to bang the smoke but cant because your in the house of the lord

daylashawn: yo pooky did you smack that ass of that thick bitch at church?

pooky: no my dude remember my mom says i "cant beat skins on sunday"... i think its a law or something

daylashawn: Yee B!

by T STACKS November 17, 2010

Beat

A word used to describe a situation, person, or event that is bad, lame, or uncool.

"Did you go to that party?"
"Yeah it was beat"

"Hey dude I'm sorry I can't make it tonight I have dinner with my girl"
"Beat"

"How was the girl"
"She's beat"

by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

man beater

Female version of the so-called "Wife beater" AKA Tank Top

Wow!! Karla looks cute wearing that man beater!

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

beat dat

To have sex with a girl; To reject someone's shot during basketball.

Yo D! You see how that shorty is looking at you? You betta beat dat!
Yo dog! You see how I beat dat shot into the bleachers?

by RichDogNasty January 10, 2008

Beat Post

1)Any vertical object, usually a post or pole that is used to lean against when masturbating.

I didn't know what to get him for his birthday so i just built him a beat post in his backyard.

by Rumple Steelflex June 25, 2009

beat the kitten

a female vigorously masterbating

Katey's boyfriend wouldnt come over last night so she beat the kitten all night long.

by ittybittykittty January 10, 2011

Beatdown in Meattown

A handjob, basically. also jerking off, in some cases.

My girlfriend gave me a Beatdown in Meattown last night. I was like, 'FUCK YEAH BEATDOWN IN MEATTOWN' and she looked really confused

by Mr. Hogo September 24, 2011