Battle Whale

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions

The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza

They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.

•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.

Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.

by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014

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Battle Ground

The home of hicks, heroin and magick rocks

Heroin addicted hicks like to question the magick rocks of Battle Ground

by Hoelliday December 14, 2017

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Battle Ground

A small city it South West Washington that is currently going to shit. A lot of Weed, heroin addicts and Juul addicts . Also stay away from BGHS and the skatepark.

Oh boy Battle Ground really is a shithole.

by Papermaker3 January 31, 2019

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Battle Nun

A nun, typically scantily clad, who participates in battle but only after she’s bared an appropriate amount of children, most commonly one

“Thank god that battle nun showed up, or I never would’ve gotten little Jimmy AND slain the Lich.”

by BookerWake February 18, 2019

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Battle royal

The infection taking over every shooter game

Apex legends is better than fartnite battle royal

by LLBDAB February 20, 2019

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battle time

Battle Time is when a fight too fast for the human eye is slowed down to the viewers level. Think Dragonball, Naruto, most shonan anime. Most acts in these shows are described as fast but to us appear slow or average.

Fan 1: Ha, Frieza doesn't know what minutes are. This fight has been going on for 5 hours more like.

Fan 2: Thats just "battle time", 5 minutes could be 5 hours if you move fast enough. Would you rather they just put a 5 minute clip of sound with the shockwaves like the minute they did back in Dragonball fights instead?

by Helpful_Vaporeon April 8, 2019

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