beef cigar

A large penis , Typically from a black male. However it really is quite obveious so dont use it in akward situations. see (boner)

you: Dude didnt sarah lick your beef cigar friday night?

Friend: shut up fool! Were at her house...

by Foster J March 17, 2008

Beef pistol

Another name for a male penis

She rode my beef pistol and i shot skeet bullets everywhere.

by cupcake68 October 14, 2009

Beef Fut

Some weird phrase that has been inscribed into the front of Caldwell's bowling bus.

Beef Fut is slow and always makes us late to bowling.

by Colin Menchin January 11, 2004

Beef Frank

When your buddy Frank accidentally gets his dick caught in a meat grinder.

Oh no! Beef Frank!

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

beef cake

What a person becomes after trying weight gain 4000

Eric used weight gain 4000 and is now a beef cake

by Demonwalrus93 December 31, 2007

beef curtain

A Pussy Lip.

"Dude! Last night I devoured my girlfriend's beefcurtains!"

by Zach January 29, 2003

beef patty

The stage in which your penis is not soft anymore, but not hard either. It's the middleground transitional stage.

"Man that girl is hot!" "Nah, she only gave me a beef patty"

by Hargret March 19, 2009