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Blaming the Beasts

The act of blaming others before reflecting on your own shortcomings.
Bill: yo, did you see Frank yesterday?
Terry: he was blaming the beasts fr
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Mr. Beast

That guy in school who bought a laptop to smash it and give away the keys for free.
"Hey, did you see Mr. Beast's new video?"

"The one where he crashes a private jet? Yeah, so relatable!"
by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022
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Mr. Beast went too far

This is part 2:

They then tie the kid to about 500 helium balloons, which carry the poor innocent child extremely high up. Chandler then takes a Tommy gun and sprays in the general direction of the kid, who is still ascending. Eventually the kid comes crashing down, somehow untouched by the spray of bullets that popped the majority of his balloons. Upon landing, the kid shatters his tailbone and lower back, delivering the most excruciating pain. Then the kid, who's name is unspoken in this entire video, starts crying in an abnormally high-pitched voice. This makes Mr. Beast take out a different golf club, this one being a driver, and attempts to either behead the poor young soul or simply knock him unconscious, which is unclear. Either way, both are unsuccessful, and Mr. Beast ends up causing the kid, who can be no more than 14, even more pain. At this point, Mr. Beast gives up and pulls out a scoped shotgun, and starts singing a kid a death lullaby, to which the lyrics are terrible and disturbing. Turns out Mr. Beast's singing voice isn't all that bad, so it begins to sooth the kids pain. This is part 2 of 3. Scroll down for part 3, or scroll up for Part 1.
OH, GOD DAMN! That's a bit for for one video, don't you think?

Yeah, Mr. Beast went too far n this one....
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Mr. Beast went too far

This is part 3 of 3. Scroll up for parts 1 and 2.

The Mr. Beast simply cocks the gun and fires 2 shells right into the kid's skull, therefore ending the kid's short and unhappy life. Later in the video, upon doing research on the kid's life, Mr. Beast finds that the child was the offspring of Donald Trump and Shrek having a threesome with Zelda, but still couldn't find a name to the poor victim. Thus ends the video, but before it totally ends, the screen goes black, pitch black, and you hear what sounds like a shotgun cocking, and then Chandler screaming, "OH, SHIT!" and the a gunshot. Then the video fully ends.
Oh... Oh no... He went too far!...
Oh no!... Mr. Beast went too far... Oh sh... Holy shiiiiiit.....
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beastfuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone repugnant, usually in such a way as to avoid looking at them.
Tony: "Would you fuck her?"
Steve: "Hell no. She's a beast."
Tony: "Well, then beastfuck her."
Steve: ". . ."
by Big Steve June 30, 2004
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Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.
That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!
by mike May 23, 2004
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The Midnight Beasts

Amazingly attractive British singers from London. Includes the band members Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashley Horne. There latest hit on Youtube is the Tik-Tok parody originnally made famous by Ke$ha. Ke$sha herself enjoyed their parody even. They also made a parody of the song Down who is formally sung by Jay Sean ft. Lil' Wayne. Ninjas is the best one that I enjoy listening to because i get to see them get drunk! XD! If you hsve never heard of this band or never checked them out.. you REALLY should!
person 1: dude i love the the midnight beasts their tik-tok parody was epic!
person 2: I KNOW! have you heard the song ninja
person1: HELL YA!
both: IM A FUCKING NINJA OF THE DANCE FLOOR!
by thefuckinbest July 17, 2010
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